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is all about a weird girl who likes collecting Korean eye-candies and talking trash. Her name's AYI and she looked exactly like KIm Jung Hwa in her dreams. And he had Josh Harnett and Matthew Goode fighting over her.  She hates stupidity but loves acting like stupid. She hates dramas and all those craps of the earth. Being super nice and bitchy were among her forte. She has an insane head case and sometimes, she gets to do "out of normalcy" things. 

the site: Here in my blog, you'll get a lot of my TRASH TALKS! That straight and simple. So if you're up for a blog with sentimental overture and deep thoughts, trust me, you're gonna hate this one.

What this blog has to offer:

1. Nothing.

2. Apart from nothing? Nothing sensible.

3. Preposterousness.

4. Twisted thoughts.

5. Psychopathic approach.

6. Only scribbles. Meaning, no philosophical, hypothetical, theoretical, highly-intellectual entries. Press Alt+F4 and read books if you are up for one.

 

Disclaimer: 

THIS IS NOT A DIARY. 

THIS IS A 

SCRATCH PAD.

I don't intend to recount you my everyday affairs. I only want to deliver you my daily nonsense.

The lay-out: "TORN" (version 8.1). Another crappy movie-inspired theme I created, starred in, produced and directed. TORN is not about my torn jeans. It's all about my TWISTED NATURE, OUTLANDISHNESS, ROWDINESS and NONSENSICALITY. 

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...baby, I'm torn.

Screen Name: Ayi
Real Name: Irene
Character Roles:
-educator
-writer
-computer technician
-frustrated web designer
-part-time misandrist
-part-time manizer
-professional balahurador
-computer geek
-bathroom-singer
-trash-talker
-korean hotties-molester
-has an incurable OCD (Obsessively Cute Disorder, don't worry, it's not contagious))
-Multifaceted
-Multitasker
-Pinkaholic
-Animal-lover
-cuss-machine
-freaky!

 

Sarap talagang maging bida! hahaha ^.^

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHICKLITS & ROMANCE NOVELS 

FOR SALE

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My Websites Collection...

My Multiply 

site....

My 

bitchy blog with a friend...

Jerry Yan's 

site since Meteor garden days...

F4 quizlet!

My hottie collection...

 

 

Steph

Sabrina

Sapphire

Mina

Dhadha

Fao

Cathie

Ize

 

 

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 Halo-scan

 Freewebs

 Fractured-Sanity

 Chokingonstatic

 Celestial Star  

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TORN by Ayi (c) 2007

 

June 5th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 11:55 PM

What Happens in Vegas.

vegasLOL movie. Just as I thought, it's as good as Just Married starred in by Brittany Murphy and Ashton Kutcher *too. Their crazy squabbles are so amusing. The scene where they had to be on time for their marriage counseling appointment and they tried hard to outpass each other was absolutely funny!

I totally love this movie. I'd been waiting for this kind of movie for so long since Just Married. I always love Ashton Kutcher's funk'd-y wickedly comical charm. I'd definitely watch it again!

 

 

 

Movies I'm looking forward to watch:

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sassy  goldigger

*Miss Conception by Heather Graham and Mia Kirshner - Heather had to be knocked-up in a 2 weeks before her biological clock stops. I've watched its trailer and I think it's sexy, wicked and funny.

*Across the Universe - I've been hearing a lot of good comments about this movie and I think I'm going to see this. And by the way, I love the Beatles' songs!

*My Sassy Girl - Hollywood remake of Korean Sassy Girl.

*Miss Gold-digger - A Korean movie. I watched the trailer, dunno whats the story but I think the leading lady's character role was interesting-- a con artist.

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May 26th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 03:15 PM

Newest Leading Man.

 

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH......

ohdennis

Another OH so smexilicious korean hottie--- DENNIS JOSEPH O'NEAL or DENNIS OH.

Kasing-HOTT din sya ni OH JI HO but this OH is half-American, half-Korean. Hmmm..... smells yummy. hehe

I saw him in WITCH YOO HEE. Too bad I didn't pay attention to this drama before. I didn't know I'd be discovering another hottie here.

OH OH so happy again. I have a new leading man hahaha.

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May 17th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 03:26 PM

Cheap CHICKLITS 4 Sale.

nannyworking girl fashionistas nora roberts ginny working girl

I have a friend who sells CHICKLITS and ROMANCE PAPERBACKS for as low as 20PHP! To see her list of available books, please go to this link http://chicklitcrazy.multiply.com. She also sells self-help books and magazines.

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May 15th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 03:39 PM

Tagged by Aisheru.

A. People who have been tagged must write their answers
 on their blog and replace any question they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. Tag eight people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse.
B. These eight people must state who they were tagged by. You cannot tag the person who tagged you. Continue this game by sending this to eight other people.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
~ Ang hirap naman ng tanong na to. Hmmm.... Magagalit siguro ako pero di ko pa sure. haha. Dumugo utak ko sa tanong na to ah. Ano bang magiging reaksyon ng isang tao pag pinagtaksilan sya? ang hirap talaga ifigure out hehe.

2. What will you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
~ I'll tell him... "it's not you, it's me." hu-hu-hu.

3.  Do you find yourself cheating on your loved one?
~ Depende. Kung kasing smexilicious ni Oh Ji Ho ang tukso, I'll definitely go cheat!

4. Would you rather have your ex replace you with someone more beautiful  than you or uglier than you?
~ anak ng... pag pinili ko ung latter, parang sinabi kong pangit ako? kasi uglier than me daw eh?

5. What`s your ideal boyfriend like?
~ Gwapo, mabango, may six-pack, matangkad... I'm all after the physical yeah! haha!

6.  What are the three things that you want most right now?
~ macbook, car and boytoys hehe

7.  Who would you want to be in a fistfight with?
~ someone out there major-feeler. her name could not be published in my blog. madudumihan kasi hehe.

8. What/Who do you miss most right now?
~ my friends. kahit wala silang kwenta lahat. si Romeo at si P-Gie.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
~ Yes. When P-Gie left me just recently.

10. What do you want most in your life?
~ To be married to a multibillionaire. kumusta naman ang lakas diba?

11. Is being tagged fun?
~ HELL NO!!!! especially kung ganito ka-no-brainer mga tanong hehe.

12. If you find out that your best friend is going out with your boyfriend or girlfriend, how would you react?
~ eh di magpa-cheese burger sila. kahit ano na lang dahilan basta makapag-cheeseburger lang. burger! burger! burger!

13.  Pick a person whose name starts with the letter A and say something to or about the person.

~  A... a.... a.... a... ayawan na!

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
~ dunno her personally but I think she enjoyed answering this boring set of questions seriously, then she must be very tolerant for that matter.

15. What makes you happy right now?
~ having fans. serious to.

16. If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do or how would you react?
~ ano daw? another braincells-killing question. talk to my lawyer.

17.  What song do you frequently listen to? Give the lines that are most applicable to you.
~ i'm a bitch im a lover i'm a child im a mother im a sinner im a saint i do not feel ashamed... got that?
                                                                                                                       
18. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
~ why would I have to pick if i can keep them both? hehe

19. What type of friends do you like?
~ galante, mapagbigay, mapagparaya, maalalahanin, matulungin hehe. very beneficial friendship indeed.

20. If you played a prank on someone, and he or she fell for the trick, what would you do?
~ siguro tatawa ako. ang hirap talaga ng mga tanong dito. wasak ang utak ko.

im tagging fao, sabrina, xin, deelicious, andrea, shezzowicked, sweetice, ize.

Maloka sana kayo!!! hahaha.

 

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May 12th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 05:06 PM

Subic Escapade.

May 9, 2008. PHR Subic Exposure Trip. I was with my co-writers, editors, ed-in-chief and bossing. Nakakaloka ang trip na ito. Bakit? Basta. hehe.

subic

1. Claudia, me and Sonia in Hotel Stotsenberg.
2. Pashade-shades na lang sa HS.
3. Bernadette Licarte, Agnes, Rose Tan, Laurice del Rio, Almira Jose and me, all in PINK POWER RALLY! haha.
4. At the back--Claudia & Almira. Front--Sonia, Sheena & me sa coaster.
5. Me & Almira sa poolside sa HS.
6. Freaking Fishes! haha. Orange-Bernadette, Blue-Sonia, Yellow-me and green-Claudia.
7. Ocean Adventure.
8. Invisible haha. naloka lang ako sa numbering ko sa photos.
9. A Tarsier somewehere in Clark. ahahaha.. cute tarsi for that matter
10. Ocean Discovery Aquariums.
11. Wildlife chorva.
12. Smiling fish. Ang cuuutttteeee!!!!
13. I dunno this fish name but it's so cute!
14. Thalia!!! A seal in Ocean Adventure. Super hagalpak ako, ang galing-galing ng seals lalo na si Thalia.
15. Dolphin's haven, Ocean Adventure. The dolhin show was great! Super enjoy!

Ang dami pang pictures pero I can't post them all. hehe. kahit medyo bitin, I enjoyed the exposure trip. Next trip plan-Baguio!

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May 11th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 11:37 PM

Tinedyer Ako.

Akalain mo nga naman. second time ko na tong sumasali sa Candymag Blog Awards. Second time ko na din nasasali sa finalists/semi-finalists for Best Blog Design. It only goes to say that... walang kwenta mga posts ko, no-brainer! kaya hanggang Best Design category lang ako hahaha.

candy blog awards

Actually, I'm not expecting to win. HONEST. Gusto ko lang umepal sa mga teens kaya ako sumali. Fortunately, nagbunga ang pag-uumepal ko kaya here I am again, kasama sa semi-finalists. I guess, last blog awards, walang semi-finalists, finalists agad. So, lumelevel up ang candymag kaya may semi na.

Hindi talaga ako nag-eexpect na manalo. Kaya parang awa nyo na, iboto nyo ko ahahaha... Nope. Di talaga ako mananalo dito, I swear pero ang sagwa naman kung wala kong vote kahit isa di ba? Kaya, sa mga walang magawa at gustong umeps, punta kayo sa http://www.candymag.com/blogawards/vote. Tapos hanapin nyo TORN under Best Blog Design category. You will need to register to Candymag and log in before you could vote.

Sounds freaking tiring? eh di ayawan na lang. hahaha.

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May 7th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 01:35 PM

Pregnant.

It’s a pregnancy test. OMG, look! Two lines! Two freaking lines!

pregnant

I still couldn’t believe it. Just this morning, I found out that my sister is pregnant again. Haha. Kala nyo ako no? Of course, a baby is always a blessing. It’s been a while since we had a baby in the family. Now, a new one’s coming. May kapatid na sina Nicole (10 this June) and Andrei (7 this Nov). May bago na naman akong pamangkin!

 

When Nicole and Andrei were super young, I had the chance to take care of them. As in magpalit ng diapers, maghugas ng ***** nila, magpaligo sa kanila, magpalit ng damit, magpunas ng pawis sa likod, magpatahan kapag umiiyak, makipaglaro sa kanila, makipag-baby talk, kargahin sila, pakainin, etc… kulang na lang padedehin ko na sila from my own breasts. Haha.

 

Because of my pamangkins, na-experience ko na kung pano maging isang ina. And through my experience as a second mother to them, I could really attest that being a mother is a real hard work. But I am just a tita. I can’t feel exactly what my sister feels towards her children, of course. Whenever one of them is sick, I worry. But I know, yong worry na napi-feel ko, walang-wala pa yon sa kalingkingan ng napi-feel ng ate ko. I see how my sister worries a lot in those situations, especially whenever they both get sick. She even cried in pain for her children. Lagi kong nasasabi, ang hirap talaga maging isang ina.

 

At dahil parang na-experience ko na kung paano ang maging isang ina through my pamangkins, wala nang thrill para sa kin ang maging isang nanay, marami na rin akong fears. Parang ayoko nang magkaanak tuloy. Haha.

 

Yes, I don’t want to have a baby of my own. I feel as if I can’t take the job of a mother efficiently. Am I too immature for that matter or I just got too used up of taking care of my pamangkins? Or maybe I am afraid to handle such a very huge responsibility…

 

I dunno. But as of now, I don’t really see myself as a mom. I am not ready to handle such a very hard task. I still couldn’t imagine myself, growing a huge tummy and getting fat and worrying about my steps and diet. Maybe soon, I’ll think about being a mother. But for now, I want to enjoy being someone who does not have any responsibility other than myself.

 

ADVANCE HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS!

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May 1st, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 04:38 AM

My Adventure.

Have you ever gone mountaneering? Rode a wakeboard? Dove into the ocean with no breathing aparatus? Gone skydiving? Tanungin n'yo ko, isa lang naman ang sagot ko--- NO EFFIN WAY! Hinding-hindi ko sila susubukang gawin. I still want to live. 

I'm not an adventurous person. That's not in my vocabulary. I can't engage myself into extreme sports(you would have to drug me first before you could coax me onto this), or even just 'sports' haha... Yeah, that's how pretty miserable I am. Pag kwentuhan lang ako magaling pero pag real thing na, chicken out na ko. Ayawan na!

adventure

Well, adventure isn't just all about getting involved in extreme activities. Basta 'yong something na di mo usually ginagawa for fear that you might get hurt or bleed or get embarrased. Or simply because of FEAR. I have a very low threshold to pain and I have too many fears in this beautiful body of mine haha... (matapang lang apog ko pero matatakutin ako). Kaya hindi ako adventurous na tao. Even eating exotic dishes is a no-no for me. I've never even tried eating balut in this life.

But I realized, habang ngumunguya ako ng fish crackers, na kelangan ding maging adventurous minsan kahit sa simple things. Di ko naman siguro kelangang tumalon sa helicopter w/ parachute para lang maranasang maging adventurous. Sa dami ng di ko pa nata-try gawin, halos lahat yata sa paligid ko adventure na! hahaha.... Okay, call me spoilsport.

I made a list of things I want to do and I already did just for the sake of being adventurous for a change because I'm tired of my life. este, I'm tired of doing the same things everyday. Now I'm gonna try to be someone slightly adventurous. These will be (are) the very marginal, diminutive adventures of a chicken called "ayi". Gusto ko silang gawin and I will try my damnedest best to do them. Actually, some of them were already accomplished.

1. Ditch my razor and shaving cream and try home WAXING!  Naka-strikethrough na kaya congratulations to me. Nagawa ko na ang pinakakinatatakutan ng aking legs kahapon lang. Nabingi ako sa sarili ko sa mga tumataginting na "AWWW!" ko while doing this stunt. Grabe. I couldn't believe until now that I really did this. Ang sakeeeettttt!!!!

2. Learn how to swim. Okay, walang tatawa! I just made myself a laughingstock in this post. Yes, hindi ako marunong lumangoy. Need I say more? Isipin ko pa lang na lalangoy ako, parang nagrarambulan na mga intestines ko. I drowned once while I was getting a swimming lesson, after that I quit learning for good. I could easily learn how to run a acompany and be a CEO than learn how to swim! Pero I realized, I need to learn how to swim. Why, I love the aquatic world! Since P-Gie came to my life, naging feeling hobbyist na ko and I love the aquatic world already. I wanna learn how to scuba-dive so I'll be able to see the underwater world but first I need to learn how to swim. haha.

3. Seduce a guy. I'd really love to do this stunt. Really. Kaso walang chance. hahahaha... Alcohol stunt! Promise, I won't die without having this one done.

4. Be a kabit (other woman). Dahil napaka-conservative kong tao, nagawa ko na ito hahaha. Yes. I tried this once just all for fun. No sex involved here, just to shoo away that thing running through your malicious minds haha... This guy had a girlfriend and we got really close (kunwari nasa PBB house kami). Then things got a little out of hand, nagkaroon kami ng formal agreement. take note, PORMAL ang relationship namin. Pormal na kabit niya ako haha... For me it was just all play, I believed he had the same treatment to that relationship  too. Kaso somewhere along the way, I fell in love with him. Iyon yung lowdown ng adventure na ito. The End. Haha. Don't make me get another boxes of tissue. Proceed to the next.

5. Watch a movie alone... in a movie theater. Done with this too. Kindergarten adventure indeed. haha. I've never tried watching a movie alone. Adventure na ito para sa 'kin kasi hello? nakakatakot kaya sa sinehan. Baka bigla na lang yung katabi ko holdapin ako or worse.

6. Approach a cute guy and get his number. This is quite a stunt. Don't you agree? Only sluts could do this. I'm no slut. I'm a cute guys-phobic. haha! Super hindi ko kaya ito. Well, kaya nga adventure. I will only do this kung may kasamang pustahan with my friends. 1000 bucks pwede na hehe. But really, I want to try this even just once. hmmm, mukhang kelangan ko ng Extra Joss or better yet RED HORSE sa isang ito hahaha...

7. Go travel alone. I'm planning to go to Sagada alone. Yes, magne-nature tripping ako mag-isa. Sounds boring noh? I've never traveled alone kasi. i always have someone with me because I have an extremely poor sense of direction baka manaka-naka, nasa Babuyan Island na pala ako, di ko pa alam? haha, now that's adventure eh? Traveling with someone or with a group is always fun but just for the sake of  trying out something new, I will go travel alone. Magbabaon na lang ako ng maraming load para just in case maligaw ako, makakauwi pa rin ako. hehe.

I have a lot of other little adventures in mind but they are unpublishable. haha... (die guessing!) You know sometimes, masarap din maging adventurous. I'm aware that I couldn't do a lot of things even if I want to. But these little adventures, no matter how trifling they are and petty to other people, adventure ko yan, walang pakialaman!

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April 29th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 12:24 AM

Home Alone.

I'd be alone for a week! OMG. Huwatt?? Para namang di ako sanay mag-isa. Being alone is my forte. Haha. But I'm worrying about something. Not the possibility of an akyat-bahay breaking into our house. Not because I am afraid of ghosts and my overactive imagination would scare myself for sure. But I'm worrying about... my EATING!

Yes, my eating. Because until now, I still don't know how to cook! Nobody would cook for me kaya pupurgahin ko na naman ang sarili ko sa canned foods and fried dishes. I love being alone but I hate it too because I won't be having decent meals for a week. Kung bakit naman kasi di ako marunong magluto. Must be the reason why di pa ko nag-aasawa. Kawawa naman daw mapapangasawa ko kasi puro canned goods and fried meals ang ipapakain ko sa kanya. Sana chef mapangasawa ko para wala na kong problema. hehe.

Hindi ako marunong magluto kasi di ako nag-aaral. TAMAD. I am not interested in cooking. ganon kasi ako eh. Kapag wala akong interest sa isang bagay, di ko pipilitin sarili ko na matutunan 'yon. Kahit pa kailangan kong matutunan yon. Nakakatamad magluto. masarap lang lumamon.

Right now, I'm pigging out PODS pea snack. okay din pala tong PODS. masarap na healthy pa. Maya-maya lang, I'd be raiding our fridge for food again. Nakakagutom talaga mabuhay.

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