The Girl Inside Presents... "TORN" (Version 8.1)

TORN

is all about a weird girl who likes collecting Korean eye-candies and talking trash. Her name's AYI and she looked exactly like KIm Jung Hwa in her dreams. And he had Josh Harnett and Matthew Goode fighting over her. She hates stupidity but loves acting like stupid. She hates dramas and all those craps of the earth. Being super nice and bitchy were among her forte. She has an insane head case and sometimes, she gets to do "out of normalcy" things.

the site: Here in my blog, you'll get a lot of my TRASH TALKS! That straight and simple. So if you're up for a blog with sentimental overture and deep thoughts, trust me, you're gonna hate this one.

What this blog has to offer:

1. Nothing.

2. Apart from nothing? Nothing sensible.

3. Preposterousness.

4. Twisted thoughts.

5. Psychopathic approach.

6. Only scribbles. Meaning, no philosophical, hypothetical, theoretical, highly-intellectual entries. Press Alt+F4 and read books if you are up for one.

Disclaimer:

THIS IS NOT A DIARY.

THIS IS A

SCRATCH PAD.

I don't intend to recount you my everyday affairs. I only want to deliver you my daily nonsense.

The lay-out: "TORN" (version 8.1). Another crappy movie-inspired theme I created, starred in, produced and directed. TORN is not about my torn jeans. It's all about my TWISTED NATURE, OUTLANDISHNESS, ROWDINESS and NONSENSICALITY.

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...baby, I'm torn.

Screen Name: Ayi
Real Name: Irene
Character Roles:
-educator
-writer
-computer technician
-frustrated web designer
-part-time misandrist
-part-time manizer
-professional balahurador
-computer geek
-bathroom-singer
-trash-talker
-korean hotties-molester
-has an incurable OCD (Obsessively Cute Disorder, don't worry, it's not contagious))
-Multifaceted
-Multitasker
-Pinkaholic
-Animal-lover
-cuss-machine
-freaky!

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July 27th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 03:00 PM

Lap trip... Lap Lap... haha

In relation to my previous post... I discovered a site na talagang pinahagalpak ako. Tanggal ang lumbay ko sa mga ito, IM PAIRNESS!!! Made in China bloopers, kwelang-kwela. Parang ayoko tuloy pumunta sa China, baka maloka ako at di ko alam ang gagawin ko. Nakakaloka kasi ng bonggang-bongga ang mga signboards at warning signages nila. Pag sinunod ko, maaari kong ikasakit, ikamatay, ikakulong o ikaloka! Imbes na i-guide ka ng mga signs na ito, ipapahamak ka pa!

private

Just keep it in your pants, okay?

uncooperation

You are so uncooperative! tsk tsk. Next time, please INCORPORATE, okay? haha.

dying

O, bawal daw mamatay dito, makukulong ka pag dito ka namatay! So, if you are planning to die in this place, please consider relocation. thank you for your UNCOOPERATION.

child

Dahan-dahan lang daw ang pagbagsak para di gaanong masakit. At kunin ang bata...nasaan ang bata? Baka nasa ilalim na ng tubig at nauna nang mag-fall into water carefully. Masunuring bata.

toilet

In fairness, pumutok ang braincells ko at inagusan ako ng dugo sa ilong sa isang ito. Sana sa chinese pingyin na lang sinulat, baka naintindihan ko pa kaysa dito. thanks na lang. Hindi na 'ko magtotoilet.

screw

Sino bang nang-away sa screwdrivers na ito? Anak ng... screw you, man! Kung sino ka man, ang sakit mo magsalita!

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