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is all about a weird girl who likes collecting Korean eye-candies and talking trash. Her name's AYI and she looked exactly like KIm Jung Hwa in her dreams. And he had Josh Harnett and Matthew Goode fighting over her.  She hates stupidity but loves acting like stupid. She hates dramas and all those craps of the earth. Being super nice and bitchy were among her forte. She has an insane head case and sometimes, she gets to do "out of normalcy" things. 

the site: Here in my blog, you'll get a lot of my TRASH TALKS! That straight and simple. So if you're up for a blog with sentimental overture and deep thoughts, trust me, you're gonna hate this one.

What this blog has to offer:

1. Nothing.

2. Apart from nothing? Nothing sensible.

3. Preposterousness.

4. Twisted thoughts.

5. Psychopathic approach.

6. Only scribbles. Meaning, no philosophical, hypothetical, theoretical, highly-intellectual entries. Press Alt+F4 and read books if you are up for one.

 

Disclaimer: 

THIS IS NOT A DIARY. 

THIS IS A 

SCRATCH PAD.

I don't intend to recount you my everyday affairs. I only want to deliver you my daily nonsense.

The lay-out: "TORN" (version 8.1). Another crappy movie-inspired theme I created, starred in, produced and directed. TORN is not about my torn jeans. It's all about my TWISTED NATURE, OUTLANDISHNESS, ROWDINESS and NONSENSICALITY. 

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...baby, I'm torn.

Screen Name: Ayi
Real Name: Irene
Character Roles:
-educator
-writer
-computer technician
-frustrated web designer
-part-time misandrist
-part-time manizer
-professional balahurador
-computer geek
-bathroom-singer
-trash-talker
-korean hotties-molester
-has an incurable OCD (Obsessively Cute Disorder, don't worry, it's not contagious))
-Multifaceted
-Multitasker
-Pinkaholic
-Animal-lover
-cuss-machine
-freaky!

 

Sarap talagang maging bida! hahaha ^.^

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My Multiply 

site....

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bitchy blog with a friend...

Jerry Yan's 

site since Meteor garden days...

F4 quizlet!

My hottie collection...

 

 

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Sapphire

Mina

Dhadha

Fao

Cathie

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Special thankies to the following sites:

 

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 Active

 Halo-scan

 Freewebs

 Fractured-Sanity

 Chokingonstatic

 Celestial Star  

 Tabulas

TORN by Ayi (c) 2007

 

Entries for July, 2008

July 6th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 09:37 PM

Mga Kabalbalan.

Ako ay isang busy na kaluluwa sa mga panahong ito. Walang masyadong kalokohan na nangyayari sa 'kin lately other than my pimpols and some thingymajigs. Kung sino man ang nagpauso ng pimples mamatay na sana. I hate DERMSTRATA! I won't ever come back to that piece of ^$#%#@%! Nagpa-diamond peel ako para lang magka-break out? Anak ng...

Mga natatanging kabalbalans...

1. I watched the movie Fool's Gold. Lurve it!
2. I discovered someone is trying to impersonate me. Sikat na ba ako?
3. I had my first book release this year FINALLY...
4. Nagbasa ako ng chicklit. Inantok ako. Itinulog ko na lang yung ilang chapters.
5. Binasa ko ung racy lines sa THE PLAYBOY by Carly Philips. At ang lola kong si Carly, bastos sya haha.
6. Dinead-ma ako ng aking EX. Sige ganunan na lang. Porque naka-gel buhok mo, gumaganun-ganun ka na. Hoy, para ipaalala ko sayo, noon hati sa gitna buhok mo haha!
7. Ininvite ako ni Chito Miranda ng Parokya ni Edgar sa Friendster???
8. Kumain ng PODS. Kumain uli ng PODS. Lumamon ng PODS. Love PODS.
9. Sarap ng Yakisoba Savory Beef flavor. I kept 10 pieces inside my closet. Lafang!
10. Kumain ng Ultimate Sandwhich sa KFC na may lumang tinapay at makunat na chicken fillet na may itim-itim pa ng manok! Favorite ko pa naman. Di na ko kakain nito ever.
11. Me topak. Me topak ako.

Mga gustong gawing kabalbalans...

1. Re-design my tabulas. Come on, isang taon na yata itong TORN theme ko. Luray na.
2. Mag-resign.
3. Magtayo ng publishing house (lupit di ba?)
4. Magpakasal... sa Vegas!
5. Gahasain si Dennis O' Neal.
6. Tama na parang lokohan na lang ito.

Mga iwini-wish na kabalbalans...

1. I wish I have the luxury of time. I wish there's 30 hours a day so I could sleep a lot and do a lot of things in my extra 6 hours!
2. I wish I could finish reading a book. Kahit isa lang please?
3. I wish I can take caffeine. Bawal, bawal, bawal.
4. I wish I can have a pug. aso yon. Kaso kapag namatay, magwawala na naman ako sa lungkot.
5. I wish I have the license to kill. I would probably resort to genocide. Uunahin ko na ung derma therapist .
6. I wish walang saturated fat sa lahat ng kinakain ko dahil lahat ng kinakain ko, meron eh. Delikado na ang puso kong sawi nito o!
7. I wish wala na akong topak bukas.

1 tickets sold

July 13th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 03:47 PM

IM PAIRNESS!!!

My sis bought a scooter for her son in Robinsons. Wala naman. Naloka lang ako sa packaging note. I'm sure maloloka din kayo!

scooter

Kumusta naman di ba? I couldn't help laughing as I read that. As in huwattt?? Please translate!

Translation in tagalog: Ang board na ito ay binabago ka. Ikaw ay magiging magaan mas maporma higit kanino. Lahat ay tinatanggap ang katotohanang ito. Ikaw rin ay mahahamon nang maaga.

Dumugo ang ilong ko, IM PAIRNESS! hahaha. Mas maganda pakinggan pag english, no? Parang gago lang. Kung sinuman ang may kinalaman sa advertising na ito, astig ka pare! Bibili ako ng scooter para sa 'yo!

Meanwhile, I just downloaded my favorite cuts on the Across the Universe movie soundtrack. I super liked the revivals. Hanep ang areglo! Especially, the song "All My Loving", Wow! Jim Sturgess' Liverpool accent was so sexy!!! I'm playing it over and over again.

I didn't like the movie though. A lot of people liked this movie. Well, I won't pretend that I liked it. It's just hotness Jim Sturgess and the songs that I liked because I always love the Beatles' songs. Maybe I lacked artistic streaks to appreciate this type of movie. I find the movie weird like an abstract painting. haha.

Here are the song titles that I just downloaded:
1. All My Loving
2. A Little Help from my Friends
3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand
4. Hold Me Tight
5. It Won't Be Long
6. If I Fell
7. Across the Universe
8. Something

Watch with ME?

July 27th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 03:00 PM

Lap trip... Lap Lap... haha

In relation to my previous post... I discovered a site na talagang pinahagalpak ako. Tanggal ang lumbay ko sa mga ito, IM PAIRNESS!!! Made in China bloopers, kwelang-kwela. Parang ayoko tuloy pumunta sa China, baka maloka ako at di ko alam ang gagawin ko. Nakakaloka kasi ng bonggang-bongga ang mga signboards at warning signages nila. Pag sinunod ko, maaari kong ikasakit, ikamatay, ikakulong o ikaloka! Imbes na i-guide ka ng mga signs na ito, ipapahamak ka pa!

Just keep it in your pants, okay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are so uncooperative! tsk tsk. Next time, please INCORPORATE, okay? haha.

 

O, bawal daw mamatay dito, makukulong ka pag dito ka namatay! So, if you are planning to die in this place, please consider relocation. thank you for your UNCOOPERATION.

 

Dahan-dahan lang daw ang pagbagsak para di gaanong masakit. At kunin ang bata...nasaan ang bata? Baka nasa ilalim na ng tubig at nauna nang mag-fall into water carefully. Masunuring bata.

 

In fairness, pumutok ang braincells ko at inagusan ako ng dugo sa ilong sa isang ito. Sana sa chinese pingyin na lang sinulat, baka naintindihan ko pa kaysa dito. thanks na lang. Hindi na 'ko magtotoilet.

 

Sino bang nang-away sa screwdrivers na ito? Anak ng... screw you, man! Kung sino ka man, ang sakit mo magsalita!

Watch with ME?