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is all about a weird girl who likes collecting Korean eye-candies and talking trash. Her name's AYI and she looked exactly like KIm Jung Hwa in her dreams. And he had Josh Harnett and Matthew Goode fighting over her.  She hates stupidity but loves acting like stupid. She hates dramas and all those craps of the earth. Being super nice and bitchy were among her forte. She has an insane head case and sometimes, she gets to do "out of normalcy" things. 

the site: Here in my blog, you'll get a lot of my TRASH TALKS! That straight and simple. So if you're up for a blog with sentimental overture and deep thoughts, trust me, you're gonna hate this one.

What this blog has to offer:

1. Nothing.

2. Apart from nothing? Nothing sensible.

3. Preposterousness.

4. Twisted thoughts.

5. Psychopathic approach.

6. Only scribbles. Meaning, no philosophical, hypothetical, theoretical, highly-intellectual entries. Press Alt+F4 and read books if you are up for one.

 

Disclaimer: 

THIS IS NOT A DIARY. 

THIS IS A 

SCRATCH PAD.

I don't intend to recount you my everyday affairs. I only want to deliver you my daily nonsense.

The lay-out: "TORN" (version 8.1). Another crappy movie-inspired theme I created, starred in, produced and directed. TORN is not about my torn jeans. It's all about my TWISTED NATURE, OUTLANDISHNESS, ROWDINESS and NONSENSICALITY. 

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...baby, I'm torn.

Screen Name: Ayi
Real Name: Irene
Character Roles:
-educator
-writer
-computer technician
-frustrated web designer
-part-time misandrist
-part-time manizer
-professional balahurador
-computer geek
-bathroom-singer
-trash-talker
-korean hotties-molester
-has an incurable OCD (Obsessively Cute Disorder, don't worry, it's not contagious))
-Multifaceted
-Multitasker
-Pinkaholic
-Animal-lover
-cuss-machine
-freaky!

 

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site since Meteor garden days...

F4 quizlet!

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 Freewebs

 Fractured-Sanity

 Chokingonstatic

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TORN by Ayi (c) 2007

 

Entries for April, 2008

April 1st, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 03:10 PM

Anak ng Tokwa.

Anak ng tokwa o! Napapadalas yata pagbanggit ko sa phrase na 'yan. Anak ng... haha! ewan.

Anak ng tokwa! Akalain n'yo, meron na kong FREE INTERNET! Yup. Absolutely free, courtesy of my laptop's wi-fi. Anak ng... nakakasagap ng internet ang wi-fi ko sa room ko. I dunno why bigla na lang ganun. This morning when I opened my lappy, bigla na lang me nag-pop up, may na-detect daw na wireless connection! Anak ng... eh di click ako. Ayun! me libreng internet na ko! wahaha.... di ko na pala kelangang mag-subscribe sa dsl. dapat magpapa-globe broadband ako or cable link, pinag-iisipan ko pa. Tapos na kasi subscription ko sa smartbro and I wasn't satisfied kaya di na ko nagparenew ng contract.

Anak ng tokwa! Isa itong himala. Akalain mo, bigla-bigla na lang. Dati naman wala. Salamat sa aking mga kapitbahay, kung sino man ang pinaghuhugutan ko ng wireless connection ngayon haha... Whapak! sarap ng libre! hehehe....

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April 8th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 12:17 AM

I...

Walang magawa. After finishing a novel, I need a little time to play. Pero hala, nakaka-stress din palang maglaro hehe.. Scroll down for the proof...

Instruction: Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, and things. Nothing made up!

1. Your name: Irene

2. Four words: Immature, Independent, Intriguing, In love hahaha!

3. State/country:  Italy!

4. Boy Name: Ivan

5. Girl Name: Ingrid

6. Occupation: Investigator

7. Word that describes you the best: Insane!

8. Something you can wear: Itim na bikini hehe..

9. Something found in a kitchen: Itak!

10. Name one object that is so valuable to you: Internet? Object daw, Inidoro (as in really valuable wahaha...)

11. Something you shout: Inaykupo!!!

12. Something you do at school: Iingay hehe

13. Name of a friend: Iris

14. Name of an animal: Iguana?

15. Name of a drink: I-ON energy drink (FYI: uminom ako nito, hindi ako nakatulog ng isang buong araw! Ganoon ka magiging ka-energized, magsasa-adik ka hehe)

16. Name of a holiday: Independence Day

17. Name of a subject in school: Ingles? haha

18. Name of a cousin: Ivy

19. Name of a fast food chain: Inasal Chicken Bacolod

20. Name of a person you're crushing or had a crush on: In Sung Jo wahhh, kala nyo ha.

21. Name of a food you like: Isdang fried

22. Name of a food you do not like: Anything Inihaw

23. Name of a kid's toy: Iwan ku. hehe

24. Name of a flowering plant: Ilang-ilang?

25. Name of a shopping mall: Iwan ku ule.

26. Name of a person you like: Indi ko alam.

27. Name of a person you dislike: Indi ko uli alam.

28. Name of a place in your school: Inidoro? Hilig talaga sa inidoro ahaha

29. Name of an object in front of you: IBook... asa!

30. Name of an electronic device: IPod

31. Name of a color: Indigo

32. Name of a tourist spot: Iwan ku. Iyuku na! nakakaistres pala itu

33. Name of your classmate: Iyuku na talaga! tuyo na utak ko

34. Brand of a car: Innova Toyota

36. Name of a candy: Iwan ule

37. Name of a book: I don't read. hehe

38. Name of a cellphone brand: I-mate!

39. Name of a sickness: Insect bites... sakit ba un?
 
40. Name of a kind of fish: Inihaw na bangus hehehe corny

41. Make a sentence with at least 6 words starting with your first letter name only: It Isn't Irene If It Isn't Insane! wehehe..

Nakakaloka ito. Dumugo ilong ko. Pumutok brain cells ko. Iyuku na talaga!

*Name game grabbed from Clarice.

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April 13th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 06:47 PM

Meeting New Friends.

APRIL 12. SM SOUTHMALL PHR BOOKSIGNING.

First time ko umattend ng booksigning. Nakakaaliw. Haha. Basta, I met different personalities-- shy, talkative, weird hehe... I met my "fans" who could be called "new friends". I had fun chatting with them. I had fun laughing with them. That day, I even got to receive my first gift from a fan...

flower

Actually, the first ever big bouquet of flowers I've ever received for the life of me, too. Kuripot ang mga lalake ko, galante si Marge! hehe... Thanks to Marge. That was very sweet. I love the pink roses and the flowery abubots

After the booksigning, nag-MAX'S kami nila sir. Lafang-galore and chikahan. Kaya umuwi akong busog at naka-smile

So, ngayon balik-trabaho uli para me anda! Aja!

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April 17th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 01:07 AM

Junky Thoughts.

So ayan puyat agen. hehe. wala lang. don't want to write. sometimes I need to waste time para di naman masabi serious sa buhay. haha. o btw, I find robi domingo of pbb teen edition 2 HOTT. as in double T. ayan ang arrive---cradle-snatching time!!!

robi

this atenista is a total looker. basta. there's something in him that makes u want to gawk. he's only 18 hehehe. In terms of attitude, he's more on the serious-type, parang suplado pero responsible. hmmm... he spells the word YUMMY. haha, pagnasaan daw ba ang batang ito?

speaking of bata, hala, ang mga pamangkin ko, pumunta sa convenience store, dumampot ng FRENZY condoms at nag-agawan pa sa flavor?! anak ng... ako ay nanghilakbot. Yun pala, akala nila CANDY!!! wtf, nasamid ako sa katatawa. kasi naman bakit ganon yong TV commercials nila? parang ang sarap kainin nung product wahaha... hay, mga bata talaga.

medyo lie-low na ko sa panonood ng asian series. parang wala naman kasing maganda ngayon since coffee prince and hana kimi. I just watched a few hollywood movies. Yung Evan Almighty, very entertaining and inspiring. At saka ung Herbie Fully Loaded ni Lindsay Lohan. Terrific. believe it or not, naiyak ako sa movie na to. Cute ni Herbie! Oh, ok, yong 27 Dresses pala which I watched in the moviehaus alone! nagtrip lang. Wow, I like it. If you liked How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, you're gonna like this one too. I'm looking forward to watching What happens in Vegas ni Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher and yung Miss Conception ni Heather Graham.

time to sleep. midnight rant lang before I sleep. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... I hope I'll dream about someone who looked like Robi, ung older version haha.

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April 22nd, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 01:47 AM

Kwentong Bata.

Sa PHR booksigning last April 12. SM Southmall. May isang misis lumapit sa kin para magpa-sign.

Misis: Ang bata mo pa pala! Ang akala ko pag writer, may edad na. ang bata mo pa pala...

Heart: Ay ganon? Thank you po.  (Smiling face kasi napuri)

Tapos may isang teenie, nagtanong.

Girl: Ate, ilang taon ka na?

Heart: Twenty-*bleep

Girl: Ay, di ka mukhang twenty-*bleep ate. Mukha kang bata.

Heart: Wush? Bola? (Kunwari di naniniwala)

Dalawa na ang nagsabi. Paniniwalaan ko na siguro ito. Hahaha....

 

booksigning
Claudia, me, Sir Jun. Marge & the rest of the PHR Adiks

Ganoon talaga pag isip-bata, nagre-reflect sa panlabas? hehehe...

3 tickets sold

April 29th, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 12:24 AM

Home Alone.

I'd be alone for a week! OMG. Huwatt?? Para namang di ako sanay mag-isa. Being alone is my forte. Haha. But I'm worrying about something. Not the possibility of an akyat-bahay breaking into our house. Not because I am afraid of ghosts and my overactive imagination would scare myself for sure. But I'm worrying about... my EATING!

Yes, my eating. Because until now, I still don't know how to cook! Nobody would cook for me kaya pupurgahin ko na naman ang sarili ko sa canned foods and fried dishes. I love being alone but I hate it too because I won't be having decent meals for a week. Kung bakit naman kasi di ako marunong magluto. Must be the reason why di pa ko nag-aasawa. Kawawa naman daw mapapangasawa ko kasi puro canned goods and fried meals ang ipapakain ko sa kanya. Sana chef mapangasawa ko para wala na kong problema. hehe.

Hindi ako marunong magluto kasi di ako nag-aaral. TAMAD. I am not interested in cooking. ganon kasi ako eh. Kapag wala akong interest sa isang bagay, di ko pipilitin sarili ko na matutunan 'yon. Kahit pa kailangan kong matutunan yon. Nakakatamad magluto. masarap lang lumamon.

Right now, I'm pigging out PODS pea snack. okay din pala tong PODS. masarap na healthy pa. Maya-maya lang, I'd be raiding our fridge for food again. Nakakagutom talaga mabuhay.

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May 1st, 2008

Woke Up from her snore at 04:38 AM

My Adventure.

Have you ever gone mountaneering? Rode a wakeboard? Dove into the ocean with no breathing aparatus? Gone skydiving? Tanungin n'yo ko, isa lang naman ang sagot ko--- NO EFFIN WAY! Hinding-hindi ko sila susubukang gawin. I still want to live. 

I'm not an adventurous person. That's not in my vocabulary. I can't engage myself into extreme sports(you would have to drug me first before you could coax me onto this), or even just 'sports' haha... Yeah, that's how pretty miserable I am. Pag kwentuhan lang ako magaling pero pag real thing na, chicken out na ko. Ayawan na!

adventure

Well, adventure isn't just all about getting involved in extreme activities. Basta 'yong something na di mo usually ginagawa for fear that you might get hurt or bleed or get embarrased. Or simply because of FEAR. I have a very low threshold to pain and I have too many fears in this beautiful body of mine haha... (matapang lang apog ko pero matatakutin ako). Kaya hindi ako adventurous na tao. Even eating exotic dishes is a no-no for me. I've never even tried eating balut in this life.

But I realized, habang ngumunguya ako ng fish crackers, na kelangan ding maging adventurous minsan kahit sa simple things. Di ko naman siguro kelangang tumalon sa helicopter w/ parachute para lang maranasang maging adventurous. Sa dami ng di ko pa nata-try gawin, halos lahat yata sa paligid ko adventure na! hahaha.... Okay, call me spoilsport.

I made a list of things I want to do and I already did just for the sake of being adventurous for a change because I'm tired of my life. este, I'm tired of doing the same things everyday. Now I'm gonna try to be someone slightly adventurous. These will be (are) the very marginal, diminutive adventures of a chicken called "ayi". Gusto ko silang gawin and I will try my damnedest best to do them. Actually, some of them were already accomplished.

1. Ditch my razor and shaving cream and try home WAXING!  Naka-strikethrough na kaya congratulations to me. Nagawa ko na ang pinakakinatatakutan ng aking legs kahapon lang. Nabingi ako sa sarili ko sa mga tumataginting na "AWWW!" ko while doing this stunt. Grabe. I couldn't believe until now that I really did this. Ang sakeeeettttt!!!!

2. Learn how to swim. Okay, walang tatawa! I just made myself a laughingstock in this post. Yes, hindi ako marunong lumangoy. Need I say more? Isipin ko pa lang na lalangoy ako, parang nagrarambulan na mga intestines ko. I drowned once while I was getting a swimming lesson, after that I quit learning for good. I could easily learn how to run a acompany and be a CEO than learn how to swim! Pero I realized, I need to learn how to swim. Why, I love the aquatic world! Since P-Gie came to my life, naging feeling hobbyist na ko and I love the aquatic world already. I wanna learn how to scuba-dive so I'll be able to see the underwater world but first I need to learn how to swim. haha.

3. Seduce a guy. I'd really love to do this stunt. Really. Kaso walang chance. hahahaha... Alcohol stunt! Promise, I won't die without having this one done.

4. Be a kabit (other woman). Dahil napaka-conservative kong tao, nagawa ko na ito hahaha. Yes. I tried this once just all for fun. No sex involved here, just to shoo away that thing running through your malicious minds haha... This guy had a girlfriend and we got really close (kunwari nasa PBB house kami). Then things got a little out of hand, nagkaroon kami ng formal agreement. take note, PORMAL ang relationship namin. Pormal na kabit niya ako haha... For me it was just all play, I believed he had the same treatment to that relationship  too. Kaso somewhere along the way, I fell in love with him. Iyon yung lowdown ng adventure na ito. The End. Haha. Don't make me get another boxes of tissue. Proceed to the next.

5. Watch a movie alone... in a movie theater. Done with this too. Kindergarten adventure indeed. haha. I've never tried watching a movie alone. Adventure na ito para sa 'kin kasi hello? nakakatakot kaya sa sinehan. Baka bigla na lang yung katabi ko holdapin ako or worse.

6. Approach a cute guy and get his number. This is quite a stunt. Don't you agree? Only sluts could do this. I'm no slut. I'm a cute guys-phobic. haha! Super hindi ko kaya ito. Well, kaya nga adventure. I will only do this kung may kasamang pustahan with my friends. 1000 bucks pwede na hehe. But really, I want to try this even just once. hmmm, mukhang kelangan ko ng Extra Joss or better yet RED HORSE sa isang ito hahaha...

7. Go travel alone. I'm planning to go to Sagada alone. Yes, magne-nature tripping ako mag-isa. Sounds boring noh? I've never traveled alone kasi. i always have someone with me because I have an extremely poor sense of direction baka manaka-naka, nasa Babuyan Island na pala ako, di ko pa alam? haha, now that's adventure eh? Traveling with someone or with a group is always fun but just for the sake of  trying out something new, I will go travel alone. Magbabaon na lang ako ng maraming load para just in case maligaw ako, makakauwi pa rin ako. hehe.

I have a lot of other little adventures in mind but they are unpublishable. haha... (die guessing!) You know sometimes, masarap din maging adventurous. I'm aware that I couldn't do a lot of things even if I want to. But these little adventures, no matter how trifling they are and petty to other people, adventure ko yan, walang pakialaman!

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