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is all about a weird girl who likes collecting Korean eye-candies and talking trash. Her name's AYI and she looked exactly like KIm Jung Hwa in her dreams. And he had Josh Harnett and Matthew Goode fighting over her.  She hates stupidity but loves acting like stupid. She hates dramas and all those craps of the earth. Being super nice and bitchy were among her forte. She has an insane head case and sometimes, she gets to do "out of normalcy" things. 

the site: Here in my blog, you'll get a lot of my TRASH TALKS! That straight and simple. So if you're up for a blog with sentimental overture and deep thoughts, trust me, you're gonna hate this one.

What this blog has to offer:

1. Nothing.

2. Apart from nothing? Nothing sensible.

3. Preposterousness.

4. Twisted thoughts.

5. Psychopathic approach.

6. Only scribbles. Meaning, no philosophical, hypothetical, theoretical, highly-intellectual entries. Press Alt+F4 and read books if you are up for one.

 

Disclaimer: 

THIS IS NOT A DIARY. 

THIS IS A 

SCRATCH PAD.

I don't intend to recount you my everyday affairs. I only want to deliver you my daily nonsense.

The lay-out: "TORN" (version 8.1). Another crappy movie-inspired theme I created, starred in, produced and directed. TORN is not about my torn jeans. It's all about my TWISTED NATURE, OUTLANDISHNESS, ROWDINESS and NONSENSICALITY. 

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...baby, I'm torn.

Screen Name: Ayi
Real Name: Irene
Character Roles:
-educator
-writer
-computer technician
-frustrated web designer
-part-time misandrist
-part-time manizer
-professional balahurador
-computer geek
-bathroom-singer
-trash-talker
-korean hotties-molester
-has an incurable OCD (Obsessively Cute Disorder, don't worry, it's not contagious))
-Multifaceted
-Multitasker
-Pinkaholic
-Animal-lover
-cuss-machine
-freaky!

 

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bitchy blog with a friend...

Jerry Yan's 

site since Meteor garden days...

F4 quizlet!

My hottie collection...

 

 

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Fao

Cathie

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TORN by Ayi (c) 2007

 

Entries for September, 2007

September 3rd, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 03:48 PM

Manizer's Comeback.

Recently, I just had a LOCK JAW. I'm a very sleepy person which makes me a yawny one. I never thought that one sleepy yawny moment would dislocate my jaw. It hurt whenever I open my mouth wide. i couldn't eat and speak. I felt miserable for a day. That same night, I took an NSAID and tucked myself to bed early. The following day, I avoided talking, eating huge parcels of food and even laughing. Sooner at night, I felt okay already. Whew, I got really scared there. Thank God I'm okay now. So I'm back to my fave routine--- "MANizing". If men can womanize, why can't I manized?

Right now I'm so torn between two japanese hotties---Toma Ikuta and Hiro Mizushima. If only I could split myself into two, I would have done it. Rather, if I could just split myself into multiple pieces, I would have really done it. I just can't let Oh Ji Ho, Josh, Ryan etc-etc-etc-too-tiring-to-count-whew get jealous. ^_^ manazing-in-action.

tomacute  VS  hirocute

Toma's cute and funny. He makes me laugh. Hiro's really such a hot hott hottie. He makes me gawk. I really couldn't choose between the two. Could somebody help me with this mind-crashing dilemma?

 

2 tickets sold

September 5th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 01:19 AM

AB-normal.

You Are 56% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

Yeah. I really thought I have internal damage or something. I'm not normal. I won't be surprised if one day, I'll think of eating people already... rawr!!!! hahaha.

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September 7th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 09:51 PM

My Bestie's Big Day.

WAHAHAHA!

My P-Gie's laughing. She's supah doopah happy. Wanna know why? It's because... It's her BIRTHDAY today! It's been already 3 years since I have her and still she never fails to amuse me everytime I play with her. She's my pain-reliever, my stress-remover and my energy-releaser. She's my best friend. Yeah, I know it's weird. (what do you expect from me?) A fish for a best friend? A dog could be a man's best friend's, so why can't a fish eh? Dami din naman tricks si P-Gie. She can eat, swim, eat, swim, eat, swim, eating while swimming, swimming while eating. Dami no? Oh, she can laugh too! see the pic above for proof...

For her b-day, I wish her good health, vigor, long life, lovelife (eh?) and happiness

2 tickets sold

September 9th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 11:10 PM

Psycho or what?

 

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Have you experienced shopping for books alone on a bookstore then suddenly someone approaches you, asks you stuffs and tells you things you find weird? I did.

Just yesterday, I was reading the teaser of a Meg Cabot book when out of the blue someone asked me if I would recommend a Sydney Sheldon book. Then he started asking me what types of book I read and babbling me about her nerdy sister who's a certified bookworm and a no-bf-since-birth.

I found him annoying. I think he spews out 1000 words per minute. I was like so irritated I just couldn't tell him on the face. I couldn't concentrate reading since his mouth never ceased talking. Yeah, right. I know he's not normal and I really think he has damage or something. who would talk to a total stranger that way? I am a self-confessed antisocial biotch and I hate talking to strangers but I just couldn't brush him off and tell him to shut his gushy mouth up. I was a bit nice. haha.

Then he brought out astronomy and even gone to the extent of reading my palm. I was like--okay, I'll just pretend I was talking to a kid. But he surprised me by what he said about me after reading my palm.

He said I am a perfectionist. TRUE. I am a bit arrogant. I hate the sound of it but it's TRUE. I am an artist. FREAKIN TRUE. Why are they all TRUE? When all along I thought I was supposed to be playing with a dweeby-looking guy with suspicious mental issues.

Weird.

Still, he kept talking about weird stuffs as if we were close. After a while, I deliberately left the book row where I met him cause I think I deserve to be alone so I could choose books to buy. Minutes later, I saw him talking to another girl, telling the exact things he said to me.

Agh! What a...

What do you think is his problem?

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nancy

Speaking of books, I just found out that Nancy Drew had a movie now. I wanted to watch it but I have no friends at bay who would want to accompany me to a childish movie. So, I guess, I'd just have to watch it on DVD.

Also, I want to watch No Reservations starred by Katherine Zeta Jones. Right now, I am so hooked on Hana Kimi Japan. i got two episodes left. Finally Nakatsu knew about Mizuki's secret and he confessed his love for her already!!! I'm dying to watch the next episodes.

1 tickets sold

September 12th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 07:34 PM

Pinoy Big Brother Celebrity Edition Season 2.

 

pbbceleb

 

After the controversial previous season of PBB, amazingly, the show's planning a come back this October for the season 2 of Celebrity Edition. I'm not that excited like before though I still want to watch it---just spare me from voting coz I ain't foolish. I thought it was fun to watch how people mess up themselves on national TV, especially this time, they were celebrities.

So what's this season's rating-booster? Another Wendy Valdez who would likely make the show unsightly and make the viewers spew out expletives? Iwww...

I heard Ethel Booba and Sandara Park are included in the celebrity housemates' list. With Ethel around I think the show would be really funny.

I just hope that this season would be little less annoying.

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September 15th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 05:32 PM

10 Things I...

10 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

These are the things that I'd die if I lose. I listed them below according to severity of use.

concealer10.  Concealer-- a girls' bestfriend, I think. One dab and you're skin flaws are gone.

9. Face foundation-- Concealer's buddy.

8. Fish food for my flowerhorn fish-- That is how I love my P-Gie to pieces.

7. Music-- everybody needs it. I'm just one of the many who loves it.

6. Movies-- Romantic-comedy-chick flicks to be exact.

5. Lip balm-- my buddy almost every minute. I'm obssesed with it.

bed4. Bed-- I have a very soporific bed. just thinking about it makes me want to yawn, yawn, yawn!

3. Eyeglasses-- I have it for 2 years now and even if I hate wearing it, I have to choice but wear it all the time--- and I mean annoyingly ALL THE TIME.

2. Hotties. Man-sandwiches. Eye-candies-- It's my food, FYI. LOL

1. Computer/Laptop-- can't live without my lappy! I swear, I'd die without the internet, the e-mail, the websites, the www.dot.com. Of course, I need it the most whenever I write.

10 JOBS I CAN PULL OFF

1. Teacher. I am a teacher, FYI.

2. Writer. From poems, to catchphrases, to skits, to novels.

3. Web Designer. Visit my website collection @ http://myscribbles.pitas.com

4. Computer Technician. I learned troubleshooting PC's by just being a curious cat.

5. Interior Designer. I love decorating our house.

6. Singer. Modesty aside, eherm, eherm...

7. Josh Harnett's nanny. Why not?! "Come on, baby Josh, I'll give you a bath."

8. Fashion Designer. I love fashion. I like to experiment on clothes. When I was younger I used to design clothes.

9. Artist/Painter. I can sketch.

10. Graphic Artist. I love playing on my Adobe Photoshop. I design graphics and edit pictures.

10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT LIFE

1. Computer.

2. Family.

3. Love.

4. Handsome men. whoa!

5. Movies.

6. Music.

7. Pets.

8. Money.

9. Food.

10. Friends.

 

1 tickets sold

September 18th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 03:40 PM

Get Karl Oh Soo Jung.

getkarlGet Karl Oh Soo Jung (aka Butcher Oh Soo Jung) just finished airing last sunday in South Korea. Currently, I'm done watching the 4th episode and still downloading the 5th. So far, I find the series good. I like the exciting twist. I love Karl Go (Oh Ji Ho). I just hate Oh Soo Jung's (Uhm Jung Hwa) character. That old-maid leech gets into my nerves every episode. But, surprisingly, she's the female lead and I know that later on she's going to change from an evil money-grubbing witch to a nice, unworldly woman when she finally falls in love with Karl. I can't wait to see how it would turn out.

As always, Oh Ji Ho's friggin hot here. Oh I love how he holds his club! Can't wait for the next episodes.

Meanwhile, Hana Kimi Japan's about to end. Ahhh... I'm gonna miss Nakatsu's funny gestures and Minami's cuteness but I'm so itching to know how the ending would turn out. It's gonna be a two-hour finale and I'm so excited to watch it

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September 26th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 01:33 PM

Hana Kimi Japan Finale.

Finally, Hana Kimi Japan has ended. As I expected it was funny and tear-jerking at the same time but I found the ending part somewhat lacking. I dunno. Maybe I was expecting too much. But I super love this jadorama in general. I'd give it a firm 8/10. Recommended watch!

SPOILER PICS

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Cafe Maids... hehe! Nakatsu kawaii!

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Freaky Fashion Show
hana3
Mizuki Revealed
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Nanba Minami my kareshi
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Nakatsu hugging Mizuki
hana6
Kiss... finally!

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September 28th, 2007

Woke Up from her snore at 11:45 PM

A Girl's Whine.

backJust got a back rub. It felt soooo goooood!!! lately, I'd been through a lot of stress. I even got my tension headache back and it sucked to the hilt. I just finished a novel (ah... novelah... I'm so near to getting tired of it. BUT a higher compensation might get me go change my mind but it's no pushover, can't see a trace) and I think I deserve a break (can I take a year break?! Wish-ko-lang.). I want to stay away from my computer for a week---Impossible but I'll try{labas sa nostrils}. So I'd be taking a HIATUS. I won't be blogging for the time being (as if I blog everyday *rolling beautiful eyes)

I just realized Christmas is nearing again. I dunno if I'm supposed to be excited with this or what. I used to love the Christmas atmosphere---the xmas carols, the super-lamig climate, the xmas tree, the unexplainable super dooper bliss xmas season brings. Even if I always ran out of money---this season is a money-eater, indeed. But Christmas means New Year's about to come and a new year means a new age again! NEW AGE-- i.e. new wrinkle. FRICKIN' SUCKS man!

I'm developing this horrible, hellishy-looking thingy under my eyes already. And everytime I stare at it in the mirror, I want to scream murder!

olayUNDER-EYE WRINKLES--- synonymous to nightmare. I can't see the point why there's such thing as wrinkles in midtwenties.

Stress? Oh, yeah GUILTY HERE. I think I should bid bye-bye to writing coz it triggers my stresseseses. But hey, I need BUCKS! So I've no choice but to entrust my life to science.

OLAY TOTAL EFFECTS----hmmm... effective as a moisturizer but doesn't really diminish my under-eye nightmares.

LOREAL REVITALIFT-EYE----sucks. So expensive but oh hell.

NIVEA Q10 anti-eye wrinkle----scale to 10, I guess it's 4. It prevents new eye-wrinkles from showing up but doesn't remove existing ones.

wahhh... I'm so hating the feminine curse! But here's one reason why I should still love being a girl---my new flirty glitzy pair of shoes.

shoe

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